Saturday, November 4, 2023
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HITS editorial meeting is a bleak and torpid affair; the sound most often heard is chewing. So on those rare occasions when someone pipes up with an idea to fill the wretched white space on this website with content that will subtract a minimum of bandwidth from our editors' normal routine of vaping and searching for the remote, it's cause for celebration. In this case, that idea was this: (1) grab a bunch of photos we ran the previous week, (2) paste them into a "new" story and (3) give it some cutesy fucking title with a pun in it. Et voilà! A new "regular feature" is born. Hey, you don't
have to look at it. Now, where the hell is that remote?

To commemorate the signing of
EmanuelDaProphet as the first artist on the new
Tamla Records (via
Capitol Christian Music Group)—in partnership with
Encouragement Music/
Quality Control—these people posed together, and it was good. Seen trying to imagine how not to say our name in vain are (l-r) Quality Control co-founders
Pierre “P” Thomas and
Kevin “Coach K” Lee, SVP Marketing for CCMG & Executive Director of Tamla Records
EJ Gaines, Encouragement Music founder/producer
Thomas “Tillie” Mann, EmanuelDaProphet, Chair & CEO of Capitol Music Group
Michelle Jubelirer and SVP CCMG
Phil Thornton.
To mark the gold certification of 18-year-old Washington, D.C., singer
Kanii's
single “I Know,”
Warner bosses
Aaron Bay-Schuck and
Tom Corson joined the artist and other team members for this stately photo opportunity. It was their 353rd trade pic of the week, yet the two industry pros kept it fresh. Seen knowing that if you know you know are (l-r) Corson, Kanii, Bay-Schuck,
Masked Records founder
Roger Gengo and manager
Gio Roca.

ASCAP CEO
Elizabeth Matthews (right) was feted at the annual
Songwriters of North America Warrior Awards in Los Angeles; she's seen here with ASCAP Chairman/President
Paul Williams and SONA founder/Executive Director
Michelle Lewis. The entire evening was later transformed into a darkly satirical horror musical by
Brian DePalma.
SoundCloud and A&R hitter
Sickamore have partnered to launch
IIIXL STUDIO, a Brooklyn-based enterprise focused on signing and developing NYC artists. To commemorate the alliance, the following people sat on a really comfy couch and pretended they were appearing on a classier website than this one (l-r): Sickamore, IIIXL co-founder & Creative Director
Noah Hornik and co-founder & COO
Skyler McLean.
Sony Music Latin recently hosted a celebration of música Mexicana and the expansion of its West Coast team, with artists, execs and label partners from Miami and Mexico making the trek to downtown L.A. Songs were sung, plaques were bestowed and in general it was, as they say in the Latin biz, a
freilach occasion for all concerned. Seen just before splitting a knish are (l-r) Associate Director, Artist Relations & Marketing
Carlos Quintero, artist
Ramon Vega and Sony Music U.S., Latin President
Alex Gallardo (right).

Hit producer-writer
Poo Bear (
Justin Bieber,
DJ Khaled,
Mariah Carey) and entrepreneur
Jeremy Greene have launched
Fwaygo, a streaming/social/collaboration platform dedicated to independent artists that offers free distribution; the company also announced a partnership with multimedia company
DotComCrash. Seen just before the sports car behind them became sentient are Greene (left) and Poo Bear.
Warner Records co-Chairman/COO
Tom Corson desperately tried to recall a few phrases of Canadian as he bestowed a gold plaque on band
Mother Mother, which hails from British Columbia. Seen just before an epistemological discussion of what's meant by "real" maple syrup are (l-r)
Watchdog Management's
Sarah Fenton, Warner's
Preston Rodie, the band's
Molly Guldemond and
Mike Young,
Warner Music Canada President
Kristen Burke, Mother Mother's
Ryan Guldemond and
Jasmin Parkin, Corson, Watchdog's
Darren Gilmore and Warner's
Ashley May.